David Crosby Is Rating Your Joint-Rolling Skills on Twitter
Is yours "quite nice" or like "a snake who swallowed a bowling ball"?

Croz began critiquing spliff skill on the platform earlier this month after coming across a sad-looking roll from Jeffrey Guterman, promptly offering the American author some help.
Though Crosby has admitted he's more partial to vaporizing marijuana these days, he quickly rolled a number himself to show his followers "what they are supposed to look like."Jeff ..I need to show you how to roll a joint https://t.co/zlUYlGd1Wk
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 5, 2020
Crosby's mentions soon lit up with joints of all shapes and sizes. Early critiques range from "lame," to "crumpled and puny," while other submissions have been described as "a snake who swallowed a bowling ball" and "a sub that went on the rocks."This is what they are supposed to look like pic.twitter.com/V64Xt2HGFl
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 5, 2020
Important rolling guidelines from Crosby include using both hands, twisting the ends to "pinch...open when you're ready to smoke it," and forgoing the use of a rolling machine because its "a cop out." A post from his own Mighty Croz cannabis brand also offers, "If you're experiencing sudden joint pain...you're probably holding the lit end."
While some followers asked politely if Crosby could become their personal roller, others were bold enough to challenge the rock vet to a roll-off. In any case, you can find plenty of graded submissions below.
"Cannabis has been an important part of my creative process for years," Crosby explained in a Q&A on Mighty Croz's website, adding that "All those songs you like, Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young, CSN, the Byrds, my new bands...I wrote them ALL on cannabis — every one of them."
Crosby last released Here If You Listen in 2018 and was in the studio with Jason Isbell late last year.
Poor ...looks like a snake who swallowed a bowling ball https://t.co/pzI0z2pA6M
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 5, 2020
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 5, 2020
Not bad https://t.co/dXfnE4Xg1c
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 5, 2020
Crumpled and puny https://t.co/XcYWrPXDpL
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 5, 2020
Looks like a sub that went on the rocks https://t.co/057HOiFqCv
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
Pretty good ...full ...firm ..even https://t.co/vTesdf1Rrs
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
For home made that's pretty damned good ...notice the very thin papers https://t.co/R2tiBLChar
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
You have to be kidding...i mean it will smoke just fine but ....looks like it's been in a fight https://t.co/rCV4iG3WL6
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
They will certainly work but as lip art they basically suck https://t.co/TtQu6oVFe7
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
Me neither https://t.co/BXh8Cu0Zq5
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
Pretty good for home made spliff https://t.co/LZfrA8leyt
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
Battle scarred veteran https://t.co/hbmSzf8lL4
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
That is a party waiting to happen.....beautiful even though it is the size of a small sex toy https://t.co/S0alwV6WYA
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 6, 2020
Quite nice ....well done https://t.co/QvQihLNxNi
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 7, 2020
Frankly no ....like you Jeff ...sorry https://t.co/cxCOJHPwVW
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 7, 2020
Oh come on ...you guys can do better https://t.co/lMT9bqUzf5
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 7, 2020
Certainly would work ...not exactly elegant https://t.co/eEV1NiVF6a
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 7, 2020
Not even close ....AND. Out of focus https://t.co/5FrF5bUsw2
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 7, 2020
Pretty clean ...one good end https://t.co/oTvAvFWAON
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 7, 2020
Good ...odd color but pretty nice https://t.co/xIMBVGOAju
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 7, 2020
Nice smile https://t.co/K6KroJQHEe
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 8, 2020
close ...not firm enough out to the ends https://t.co/GNUriBgN6y
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 11, 2020
Learn to do the tips and you've almost got it https://t.co/oI3YskjAOX
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 11, 2020
Nice work I would smoke that https://t.co/hVpmOPCm2D
— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) March 13, 2020